May. 26th, 2012 - 6 days ago - Reblog - 2885 Notes
May. 26th, 2012 - 6 days ago - Reblog - 1416 Notes
May. 26th, 2012 - 6 days ago - Reblog - 9297 Notes
i want you boy, i need your body, right here, won’t you teleport to me?
I really feel like life wants me to stay single
(Source: brandon-be, via welcometonormal)
The first Wednesday...
Vicky:
I hope you're joking about going.
Cristina:
Oh my god, this guy is so interesting.
Vicky:
Interesting? Are you kidding? What's so interesting? He wants to get us both into bed. You know, but he'll settle for either. In this case, you.
Cristina:
Vicky, I'm a big girl, okay? If I want to sleep with him, I will, if not, I won't.
Vicky:
Cristina, he's a total stranger. This is impulsive, even for you, and if I heard right, he was violent with his wife!
Cristina:
Well at least he's not one of those factory made zombies, you know? I mean this would be a great way to get to know him.
Vicky:
No! It's not! I'm...I'm not going to Oviedo with this...with this charmingly candid wife-beater. You find his aggressiveness attractive, but I don't. He's certainly not handsome.
Cristina:
Well I think he's very handsome. He's got a great look, I mean he's, you know, he's really sexy.
Vicky:
Mhm, well you would, because you're, you know, you're neurotic.
Cristina:
Look you gotta admire his no bullshit approach.
Vicky:
What are you talking about? It's all bullshit! I'm not going to Oviedo. First off, I've never heard of Oviedo. I don't find him winning. Third, even if I wasn't engaged and was free to have some kind of dalliance with a Spaniard, I wouldn't pick this one.
Cristina:
If we go back to the house now, we can just throw some things in a bag and we'll meet him there. I took an instant liking to this guy. He's not one of these cookie-cutter molds--he's creative and artistic.
May. 15th, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - Reblog - 3130 Notes
It’s stupid but, I get kinda angry when…
I read people’s descriptions on Tumblr, and they say they live in Europe.
WHY CAN’T I LIVE IN EUROPE LIKE YOU?!
